[He scowls harder, somehow finding new ways to be put off by Wolfwood's reaction... does he have to say it like that? Like it's some ridiculous, idiotic answer? Like he thinks this has to be some kind of fucking joke?

Somehow, his annoyance loops right back around into confidence. Add stands up straight, lashing out because he can't process his emotions in any other way.]

What, was that not loud enough for you? Do you want me to shout it from the fucking roof? Yeah, jackass, I'm jealous. I look away for five fucking minutes, and the next thing I know Ain has been dating up to four total strangers for months in some alternate dimension backwater town, and oh! He had a fucking crush on me the whole time, and I never noticed! And I'm just supposed to shrug all that shit off like it's no big deal?

You piss me off, and you keep sticking your nose in my business, like you just have to bother with me because I'm Ain's friend and you're sooooo thoughtful! That kind of fake shit grates on my nerves, and you're still pulling this shit off better than me! Even now, you came to me first—!

[He's getting worked up enough to start sparking, and it seems like he's just gonna keep going like this until he explodes... but then there's a firm but gentle bebeep! from Dynamo next to him. Add pauses, considering this for a moment... then huffs loudly, reeling it back.

He's supposed to be not starting fights here... keep it to together, dumbass. For Ain's sake.]

So, go ahead and laugh or whatever. You win. Congratulations.