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[psychokinesia]

Th-that was a one-time deal, alright?! Don't go telling anyone about that! [girl ezell KNOWS you think FB didn't also see you cuddling?

It's plainly obvious Ain is trying to change the topic, though. Figures. He clicks his tongue, slightly irritated, but... it's not like he wants to hear the answer. This kind of thing, it's easier to just... not think about it, until it's too late.

Ain is here with him right now. That's the important part.

Back to shoving those thoughts in a corner where he'll never willingly talk about them again,]

Ugh, forget it. You don't have to do anything, stop getting weird ideas. This place is just getting on my nerves, that's all. [this is as close to a real apology as he's gonna get, sorry for yelling i'm not jealous i'm just annoyed at all the people you like more than me]

[eidxiety]

[Aww, an apology (says Ain's overly-forgiving, Elsword-tainted himbo braincell). How cute! Ignore his tail wagging, he's cheering up.

(Also yeah FB thinks y'all 🏳️‍🌈 now)]

So you mean you won't ever call me beautiful ever again?

[ :'( ]

[psychokinesia]

[choking on air again he said wHAT]

I never said that, stop fucking with me! [DID HE????]

[eidxiety]

You did say it! You started rubbing my face and petting me and playing with my horns, and you said I was beautiful! And cute!!

[Hitting Add with the sad puppy eyes as they speak... He can't believe you forgot that you flirted with him, how could you do this—]

[psychokinesia]

P-p-petting... N-no, that's— It's definitely a misunderstanding, so stop reading into it so much! Body augmentations created with magic, of course I'd want to analyze something like that and the poison clouded my judgment! In that context there's nothing strange about my behavior at all! I was just examining it for research purposes!!

[add,]

[eidxiety]

[add.]

What kind of research involves telling someone they're cute?!

[psychokinesia]

I said acute, not cute! They're at an acute angle! The poison made me misspeak, why would I call anyone cute?!

[eidxiety]

And what about beautiful, huh? I threatened to cry on you if you went and got yourself hurt or worse, and you said I looked more beautiful when I wasn't crying!

[psychokinesia]

If it's a matter of more or less then obviously you'd be uglier when you're fucked up from crying your stupid eyes out, it's a comparison anyone would agree on! I was making a perfectly logical statement based on anatomical data, stop reading into every little thing I say!

[eidxiety]

[But he realllllly wants you to think he's cute, Add.]

Ugh, fine. You're no fun. And here I thought you were being so cute...

[psychokinesia]

C-c-c-c—

[he can't even finish that, he just stutters like he's doing his stupid evil laugh except now he looks like he might start crying...]

[eidxiety]

[...oh god he broke him.]

Are you okay, [almost says Mr. Ancient on reflex whoops, course-correcting:] Add?

[Somehow Ain is GENUINELY concerned about this, like where is the sass why do you look like you're about to have a menty b]

[psychokinesia]

Sh-sh-shut up! I'm FINE! [sparks threateningly, he's not FLUSTERED he's MAD okay????? ignore how red his face is it looks like he might still explode]

Anyway, it doesn't matter! I'm not responsible for whatever weird shit I say while I'm feverish, it was the poison talking!!

[eidxiety]

[Drunk driver defence, bangs gavel. 10 years in prison, you are absolutely responsible for the shit you say while intoxicated/poisoned/drugged, it doesn't change your personality and existing thoughts dipshit.

Ain says none of this and instead decides he's going to get up from the chair, holding his too-long tail up behind his back so he doesn't trip over it. A few steps will bring him closer to Add, but not within arm's reach. Instead, he leans his upper body forward a few inches, arms tucked behind his back.]

You forgot all the parts where I said you were attractive too, huh?

[psychokinesia]

[IMMEDIATELY jumps back a whole step with his hands up like Ain is threatening him with a weapon (gay thoughts)]

A-alright, that's enough! Since when are you like this?! [not that the sexual tension is new lbr but since when is Ain so forward about it... is this what having 2-4 boyfriends does to you? terrifying.]

If you keep saying weird shit like that I'm gonna kick your ass!

[eidxiety]

[yeah he kissed wolfwood (add clone) on the mouth and it awakened the fruity part of his braincell that ishmael didn't want him to ever have, rip]

You're still no fun! [But okay, fine, he'll let Add have a moment to process all of this, from the clothing to the screaming match to the real-name-calling to the flirting... to his own sins, of course.] Fine, fine. I'll get out of your hair now, but you should still come by the bakery sometime and say hi to me. And if you hate the clothes I made for you, just give them to someone else. I won't be offended.